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The Daily Mark Sanchez to Canton Watch: No Wally Pip

jets_logo_Mark Sanchez had to play spectator on Sunday and perhaps he felt a touch of fear that if his replacement lit up the Buccaneers a quarterback controversy would ensue, at least in the eyes of the media and fans in New York. Instead, Kellen Clemens, the Jets’ backup QB, managed the game well but did nothing spectacular as New York’s defense and offensive line dominated Tampa Bay in a 26-3 victory in Florida.

Clemens finished with 111 yards on 12-for-23 passing and had no touchdowns or interceptions. He did a lot of handing off as Thomas Jones ran for 99 yards and two TDs on 24 carries, leading the Jets to an easy cover of the 3.5-point spread.

The win was New York’s third straight and moves the Jets to 7-6, placing them in a four-way tie for the final AFC wild-card spot. Jacksonville, Miami and Baltimore are also 7-6, with Jacksonville holding the tiebreaker based on conference record.

Sanchez will be back in action next Sunday when the Jets host the Atlanta Falcons (6-7). After that game, they close with the unbeaten Colts (13-0) and the AFC North-leading Bengals (9-4). Few teams have a tougher finish than the Jets, so Gang Green faithful shouldn’t hold their frozen breath waiting for the playoffs, but if Sanchez really is a franchise QB, this is when talent is supposed to rise to the fore.

The Daily Mark Sanchez to Canton Watch
Day 88: Scoreboard watching
Day 87: Pine time
Day 86: On the pine and pissed off
Day 85: Take a seat
Day 84: ‘So much better’
Week 12: Thanks, Pack
Week 11: Color me silly
Week 10: The loneliest guy in New York
Week 9: ‘Barely breathing’
Week 8: Scoreboard watching
Week 7: Ginn and bear it
Week 6: A win! Hot dog!
Week 5: What a joke!
Week 4: Getting over it
Week 3: Ain’t no Brees
Week 3 (popular): EXCLUSIVE: Mark Sanchez has had sex
Week 2: What a run!
Week 1: Ready the bronze
The very first DMSTCW*
but the second one is funnier

*The DMSTCW forecasts Mark Sanchez will be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 2030 after an 18-year career during which he will accumulate: 111,186 passing yards (he was born on November 11, 1986); 6 Super Bowl championships (to go along with his uniform number); $1 billion in endorsements (including several deals involving teeth-whitening products); 11,550 panties (same numbers as the zip code of the Jets’ headquarters in Hempstead, New York, which incidentally, will be renamed Sanchezstead upon his retirement); enough pats on the behind from Fireman Ed to make him feel uncomfortable; and 1 kiss from Suzy Kolber (willingly given).


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